Volume I

🔓 Department of sudden fictionology 📜

Article one: fiction

Penned by Kai and rubber-stamped during second breakfast by the lecturer in fantasmogority

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🔒 Faculty of narrative scribology 📖

Article two: short story

Penned by Kai and rubber-stamped during second breakfast by the lecturer in fantasmogority and the reader in ridiculority

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🔒 College of prolonged prosery ⏳

Article three: novel chapters

Penned by Kai and signed in triplicate with a leaky quill by the lecturer in verbose volumerology

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🔓 Department of auditory arcanery 🎼

Article four: music

Created by Kai, With contributions from:

  • A piano with pretensions
  • A somewhat operatic magic flute
  • A vaguely tragic violin

Shamelessly pinched for transmogrification from [original artist]
Declared suitably melodious by the Lecturer in folklorisity


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🔒 Institute of questionable questerology 🎮

Article five: gamebook

Created by Kai and rendered entirely in eldritch spaghetti code by the dean of existential dilemmerology

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🔓 Division of archchancelloric portendification 🔮

Article 6: almanac elements

Penned by Kai and verified as authentic soothsayery by the professor of speculative guessification

This month’s foretellings: meteorological wafflery, astronomical chicanery, and which disasters… I mean delights the month has in store. Guaranteed at least 27% accurate.


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